Its Cold .....Still !!

Fuck me , starting to feel like the fecking Armageddon , its like a Nuclear Winter outside , we have all the downsides of one yet none of the pluses , i mean we get the Freezing temps , we have the misery and the drudgery , everything is covered in snow all this but still the Muslims still survive....lifes just so unfair! , if your a Muslim and you are now offended by what you read  then i suggest you read the Koran as all forms of Gambling are outlawed , so stop reading and go give yourself 50 lashes.
Again we have no racing apart from a miserable looking Kempers Card , again we will struggle , lets have a quick look at the mammoth card of shizzle and drizzle....

Race 1  - Place Dutch - Silver Linnet & White Shift **Probs DotD**
Silver Linnet is now racing 18lbs lower than its last win and must have every chance if fit , White Shift has Fanning in the plate and being a C and D winner has shown enough consistency to suggest this will be in the mix.

Result :

Pos.	Dr.	Dist.	Horse	Wt	Jockey	Trainer	Age	SP
1	5		Silver Linnet (IRE)	9-3 v1	A Kirby	J Butler	5	15/8 f
		opened 9/4 touched 7/4
2	9	1	Good Timin'	9-0	J P Spencer	D H Brown	4	17/2
		opened 14/1
3	2	1	Bobbyow	9-2	M Coumbe (5)	T T Clement	4	13/2
		opened 11/2

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Race 2 - Is Shit
Its Dubai Dolly in the Place Market ( EW 20/80 ) is the most tentative of tentative selections....

Result :

Pos.	Dr.	Dist.	Horse	Wt	Jockey	Trainer	Age	SP
1	6		Sylas Ings	9-2 v	I Mongan	P Phelan	4	15/2
		held up mid-division, headway over 1f out, soon led, hung left inside final furlong, held on well towards finish opened 9/1
2	2	1	Trecase	9-2 t	L Morris	A W Carroll	5	8/1
		reared start, behind, headway over 2f out, chased winner inside final furlong, held towards finish opened 9/1
3	7	½	Laser Blazer	9-2 p1	A Kirby	J Gask	4	9/4 f
		dwelt, held up in touch, headway over 2f out, soon led, headed final furlong, not much room inside final furlong, kept on opened 11/4
4	12	4½	It's Dubai Dolly	9-2 b	S J Drowne	A J Lidderdale	6	9/1
		towards rear and pushed along, headway on outer over 1f out, kept on opened 8/1

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Race 3 - Win Dutch - Lady Caprice & Majestic Rose
Lady Caprice is worth sticking with whilst in such rude health and Majestic Rose has won over CD and if fit and ready should be there but its a guess as to how much has been done currently.

Result :

Pos.	Dr.	Dist.	Horse	Wt	Jockey	Trainer	Age	SP
1	3		Gin Twist	9-4 b	R Kingscote	Tom Dascombe	3	4/1
		tracked leaders, headway over 1f out, led well inside final furlong, just held on opened 6/1
2	4	hd	Rooknrasbryripple	8-8	Phoebe Cruse (7)	R J Smith	3	20/1
		soon tracked leaders and keen, led narrowly inside final furlong, soon headed, kept on, just held opened 16/1
3	5	1	Lady Caprice	9-5 p	C Catlin	Jane Chapple-Hyam	3	13/8 f
		led, ridden and headed inside final furlong, no extra opened 11/8 touched 2/1

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Race 4 - Win Dutch - Satwa Laird & Russian Ice
This looks a straight fight as Aprils Fool looks regressive and the others are awful.

Result :

		HORSE/SP	AGE	WGT	TRAINER/JOCKEY	OR	TS	RPR
«	1  2		Satwa Laird 11/10F	6	8-10	David Simcock	73	*	*
						Jamie Spencer
«	2  3	½	Russian Ice 11/4	4	9-3 b	Dean Ivory	72	*	*

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Race 5 - Win Dutch - Discoverer & Fairway to Heaven
Possibly the best race of the day and quite a tricky call , i think the fav @ 2.44 ( Pale Orchid ) is too short  , its form over 7f is dire and has it all to do to beat Adranian and two very potentially progressive types ( named ) at the current prices of 5.5 the Dutch offers more value than a direct Lay on the Fav.

Result -

			HORSE/SP	AGE	WGT	TRAINER/JOCKEY	OR	TS	RPR
«	1  4		Discoverer (IRE) 3/1	3	9-1	John Gosden	78	*	*
						Nicky Mackay
«	2  6	shd	Pale Orchid (IRE) 7/4F	3	9-2	David Evans	79	*	*
						Luke Morris
«	3  3	8	Adranian (IRE) 10/1	3	9-3 v	David C Griffiths	80	*	*

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Race 6 - L.O.T.D - Cotes du Rhone
This has been beaten by both Spartilla & Astroscarlet ( a win dutch on these is also a solid bet ) and has no chance of reversing the form  ( imo ) , For you George today i would say , lay this for your entire bank , Job done...

Result -

Pos. Dr. Dist. Horse Wt Jockey Trainer Age SP 1 7 Spartilla 9-4 James P Sullivan J G Given 3 7/4 f   tracked leaders, led over 2f out, kept on well opened 2/1 2 5 1¼ Ctappers 9-7 Charles Bishop (5) M R Channon 3 16/1   held up towards rear, took keen hold, pushed along 3f out, headway over 2f out, ridden over 1f out, kept on and went 2nd close home touched 20/1 3 2 hd Leading Star 8-3 Ryan Powell (3) M Madgwick 3 25/1   led, headed over 9f out, tracked leader, every chance over 2f out, no extra and lost 2nd place close home 4 9 1¼ Astroscarlet 8-8 N Mackay M H Tompkins 3 4/1   held up in touch, ran wide from 3f out, ridden over 2f out, one pace opened 11/4

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Race 7 - 3 Horse Dutch - Rightcar , Les Verguettes & Dingaan
Possibly the trappiest race of the day and not one to go overboard on , however if you must play then i feel this is the safest option.

Result :

Kempton 5.30 Full Result
1st	1 Zip Lock (IRE)	16-1
2nd	10 Rightcar	4-1
3rd	7 Belinsky (IRE)	7-1

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Race 8 - LAY - Lastkingofscotland
Only placed 1/7 starts at this venue , a stat that screams lay to me...and thats it to round the day off...

Result :

Pos.	Dr.	Dist.	Horse	Wt	Jockey	Trainer	Age	SP
1	3		Sole Danser (IRE)	9-6	R Kingscote	J M Bradley	4	13/2
		dwelt, in rear, headway 2f out, led entering final furlong, kept on opened 6/1 touched 7/1
2	5	1¼	Katmai River (IRE)	8-11 v	S J Drowne	M D I Usher	5	4/1 jf
		in touch, ridden over 1f out, kept on inside final furlong, went 2nd close home opened 9/2
3	10	s.h	Lastkingofscotland (IRE)	9-7 b	Hayley Turner	C R Dore	6	6/1
		held up mid-division, ridden and headway over 1f out, kept on inside final furlong touched 5/1

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Any Exotics today ?...

Yes is the answer , firstly i am having a Trixie on Races 3,4 and 5 and a Treble on 3,4 and 5 and an additional acca with 3,4,5 and 7.

Whatever your doing today , have fun ( if possible ) , stay warm , keep smiling...

Personally a GREAT day , thank you all and c ya tmrw ;-)